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lovely-scum:

these arent my fish, js

lovely-scum:

these arent my fish, js

  • me:

    *buys first bra*

  • my mom:

    you're a woman now

  • me:

    *starts period*

  • my mom:

    you're a woman now

  • me:

    *gets a job*

  • my mom:

    you're a woman now

  • me:

    Mom can I go to-

  • my mom:

    NO YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL IT'S DANGEROUS YOU WILL BE HOME BY 8 PM

forthosewhocravefashion:

head—creeps:

look and learn you tumblr fags.

^^ finally.

forthosewhocravefashion:

head—creeps:

look and learn you tumblr fags.

^^ finally.

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

discovers:

fireworks <3

discovers:

fireworks <3

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

sorry i was late for class the paparazzi stopped me in the hallway for a quick interview